交友这件事儿，再饿也不能吃屎

yxzhy1102

文/TeresaK

在帝都经典原创的雾霾天里，我被来自于平均半年联系一次的前任朋友小Q的微信，掀翻了。她指名道姓，让我把她送我的护肤品，按照市场原价，把钱给她转回去，并且在结尾处注明了“我有急用”这样不容人拒绝和思考的字眼儿以及感叹号，加强语气。

我怒发冲冠，秒删了这位朋友。

基于为人格辩驳的出发点，此次事件回放如下：

半年前，一个伸手不见五指的黑夜，这个连杯凉白开都没请过我的朋友小Q，良心发现的送了我两瓶自称1600一瓶的保湿喷雾，让我试用，帮忙推广给朋友圈的富婆。并且由于产品过于高端，营销必须低调，厂家不详，成分保密，且要买必须30瓶起订……我为难的收下这两瓶手榴弹状的喷雾，丢在抽屉深处，仅供落灰的同时，还请她吃了顿鼎泰丰，以示回礼。还旁敲侧击的告诉她，不要陷入传销机构的陷阱……

半年后，这个猝不及防的微信，瞬间把我踢回理智，这占便宜没够的怂人，不出所料，又来揩我的油了，gun……

然后，就没有然后了……

能动手就不要吵吵，虽然大熊不止一次劝我学习“记者随后以身体不适为由离开了。”这项实用社交技术，但，对付无耻二货的路线，我真的只爱短平快。

不过，这段“踩狗屎”的经历，让我想到了若干次“记得那时年纪小，我奏是一臭傻逼”的系列事件。

大学的时候，我蹲在西安，闺蜜bobo躺在帝都。分离让我痛苦，但bobo因为恋爱，甜在心头。然后，我多了一份职业——职业劝架师。常常bobo一个月杳无音信，直到某个她跟男友打架的夜晚，我的手机才会收到一条短信——“给我打个电话”。我就屁颠的给她打电话，给她男朋友再打，隔空劝架，做了4年虚拟世界的妇联主任。

结果，毕业我来帝都面试，拉得直肠都要掉进马桶的时候，求助bobo，得到的回应却是：“我忙着陪男朋友考六级，没空。”一瓢凉水，兜头盖脸。后来我2b滴问她，我对你好，你为什么不能对我好一点，bobo扣着她的光疗甲说：你要知道，友情是不能图回报的。

我泼光了桌上一杯橙汁，神清气爽的离开案发现场，没买单。

升主管第一年，公司在上海的活动要找供应商，我介绍给大学同窗——大吴。28万的项目，对大吴这个注册资本3万，随时濒临倒闭的会展公司而言，如同久旱甘霖。大吴感激涕零，宣告事成之后一定重谢。事毕，大吴协家眷和两条狗，请我吃了顿烤串，共计花费174元人民币，席间痛诉公司经营不易，只得如此寒酸。我也老泪纵横，连声安慰。

但事情的转折总是突如其来——3天后，大吴媳妇的朋友圈，以“动刺嗒”的节奏，晒出了LV包包、Dior墨镜、omega手表和他们主淫的合照，标配文字：“老公生意顺利，买给我的小礼物，最爱老公么么哒。”

当时，我的血压狂飙到了180。电话大吴：你丫可以不送礼物给我，但是别当我是傻逼行么？本来介绍这活儿，我特么也真不为了钱，朋友一场，至于这么猥琐？还得和你媳妇组团灭我智商！

最后，我以友尽的名义，祝愿大吴一切顺利， 当然，他再也没有和我所在以及相熟的公司合作过。

不再使用暴力表明：我对付贱人的技能大踏步的前进了。

其实，表象背后，我心理没那么潇洒。事发后，我背地里大哭数场，时不时钻牛角尖，想不明白，这事儿我错在哪了，让人家拿我的善良当猴儿耍。

混久江湖后发现，每个人身边都有这样一群人——他们总会拿你的善良当软弱，拿你的心软当砝码，对你占便宜没够，回报没门！兢兢业业做着“友情诈骗犯”。

他们以“黑手伸向朋友”为核心指导原则，鸡鸣狗盗，用尽半生心力，自编自导并参与演出《坑了又坑》的人生大戏。

对这样的人，请拉黑之。唾骂不必，唾液淀粉酶比他们宝贵的多。

曾经有人假扮圣母，谆谆教导我：冤冤相报何时了，原谅胸怀更宽广。我的回答只有一句——GNMLGB。

要知道，对坏人，心存善念，就是最大的作恶。你大妈已经不是你大妈了，凭什么你大爷我还得是你大爷！

偶尔，这些朋友圈的无耻诈骗小贩也会多次表示，愿意不惜一切代价和你再续前缘，但请相信，他们只不过是因为忽略了，随年龄增长，他们的客群日趋萎缩的事实，而再去拓疆开土，广结客源。

对他们来说，狗改不了吃屎。至于我们，再饿也不能吃屎！

（本文选自豆瓣）

相当不错

[size=24px]成功仅仅是一步的路程，而我们应该

成功仅仅是一步的路程，而我们应该如何面对呢？你有能力但没有文 凭不行，但文凭仅仅是敲门砖，你不可以没有，你只有拥有了，你才可以展示你的能力，如果没有这个敲门砖，你再大的能力也是无能为力。面对这个不看能力而注重学历文凭资格证书的现实社会吧！ 你很幸运地点击了本站，这也许是你人生的重要的一个转折点。有关 证 件方面的问题，雅思，托福，SAT，GRE,GMAT,ACT,AP等各类代  考，成绩修改以及国 际 证 书 办 理，我们将竭诚为您服务，您的成功，就是我们的骄傲。详情请登陆永久域名：www.lxjytkw.com 客 服 Q Q 1361197575  E-mail:[email protected] 本 公 告 长 期 有 效

尊敬的朋友，您是否在为不堪重负的考试而烦恼？是否还在为没时间参加考试而着急？我们的宗旨是在考生之所急而解考生之急，因为我们有专业的代 考枪手和在教育界的朋友为我们保驾护航，凭借多年来的代 考经验和实力，可为众多急于考试的考生提供帮助，而且我们在全国有多个代 考 联 盟 网点，可以为您实现现叫现考的愿望。考 试科目：自考代 考,学历文凭代 考,电大代 考,学校补考代 考, 成人高考代 考,研究生入学考试代 考,GCT工程硕士代 考,MBA考试代 考,职称资格类代 考,会计上岗证代 考,中级会计职称代 考,注册会计师代 考,注册税务师代 考,统计初/中级资格代 考,审计初/中级资格代 考,地方公务员代 考,国家公务员代 考,建造师一/二级代 考,造价工程师代 考,经济师初/中级代 考,环境影响评价工程师代 考,注册建筑师代 考,注册资产评估师代 考,注册土木工程师代 考,注册安全工程师代 考,注册电气工程师代 考,注册结构工程师代 考,注册城市规划师代 考,注册资产评估师代 考,注册设备监理师代 考,价格鉴证师代 考,中级软件工程师代 考,高级软件工程师代 考,计算机等级一/二/三代 考,教师资格代 考,助理医师代 考,执业医师代 考, 执业护士代 考,日语代 考，执业药师代 考,报关员代 考,报检员代 考,导游资格代 考,司法考试代 考, 大学英语四/六级代 考,公共英语二/三/四级代 考,职称英语A/B/C级代 考,英语专业四/八级代 考,同等学历硕士学位英语代 考,博士英语代 考,雅思代 考,托福代 考,成人英语三级代 考,商务英语（初/中/高)代 考,Jtest代 考，证券代 考,GMAT考试代 考，软考代 考,MPA代 考，acca代 考我们还有多种真 实文 凭证 书办 理，考 试答 案，修改分数，助 考和考试设备.详情请登陆永久域名：www.xdjyksw.com 客 服 Q Q 1916901666 Email:[email protected] (本 公 告 长 期有 效)

In handbag home Dior handbags are leading brands. They are the makers of maximum high quality handbags that anybody woman tin lay hand aboard The prices of Dior handbags are exorbitant. This has apt do with the lofty quality of materials that are accustom amid manufacturing them. Dior handbags are very durable,camiseta del internacional de porto alegre 2013, strong,camiseta original juventus tevez,polished and genuine handbags. It is never surprising that folk who matter among society particularly models and celebrities make use of Dior handbags. Because of the quality of services that one would derive from Dior handbags it namely obvious that the prices have to be lofty.
However, there are ways of having direction to inexpensive Dior handbags. The outlets from where one purchases the handbags impacts aboard the prices they are bought surrounded the mall Cheap Dior handbags can be accessed from the internet. The internet has many things that made it cheaper because folk who lack to buy handbags and additional items. Most of the merchants plus wholesaler have their shops online. Buying from the online merchants is cheaper than buying from the merchants' offline. The online markets have done away with some of the costs that tell things unaffordable. Wholesale merchants online do sell their handbags at reduced prices.
There are some online merchants that do promotional services because their products; one tin use the promotional duration to purchase Dior handbags. Most folk choose apt buy Dior duplicate handbags because several reasons. One is that it namely inexpensive and affordable. The additional reason is that they are acceptable and durable. Many ladies whereupon prefer apt buy Dior duplicate handbags. It has everything that one wants. There are many designs, models and sizes within the mall which makes the madame acceptable anytime she uses it.
One tin buy inexpensive Dior handbags whether one sources them from the internet and if one buys the high quality duplicate Dior handbags. However,precio camiseta oficial real madrid 2014,ahead one pays for cheap Dior handbags it namely advisable it have to be inspected apt assure that it is only a lofty quality handbag that namely paid for.
相关的主题文章：

  
   http://sanc-auto.cocolog-nifty.com
  
   http://yoga.e-kuchikomi.info
  
   http://www.fsjouy.com

He is also sporting what is unmistakably a moustache, despite only a couple of weeks' growth, and seems genuinely chuffed to be talking about an England future again. If clothes maketh the man, then it will be runs that make Taylor a fixture of England's one day middle order. "Thankfully I've knocked down that door at the minute, so it's up to me now to score some runs in international cricket," he says..
His price: Rs. 30 lakh, of which Rs. 2 lakh needs to be paid immediately to an for paperwork. We also pass through the Presidential Suite: an interconnecting maze of rooms including a boardroom, gym and spa,colore azzurro maglia italia, served by a team of butlers 13 members of the Taj total staff of 1,700. Russia Dmitry Medvedev, France Nicolas Sarkozy and the USA Barack Obama have all visited this suite in the year since the reopening. Photos, please, says Nikhila.
I've had an exciting, fulfilling and complete life. I don't think I could have married someone in Delhi and lived there. It would have been a dull and boring life. Wanted it to be the dominant import brand, he noted. And Canadian sales, marketing and distribution. At the time, the division employed 50 people, generated $74 million in annual revenue and distributed motorcycles through 165 dealerships.
Speaking of art,prezzo maglia hard rock roma, one page congratulatory pieces by the original artists accompany the comics. The Japanese side even gets translation notes. It's hard to take issue with the way everything is put together.. All women like to look nice in their clothing no matter what size they are. The fashion industry tends to have thin models with perfectly proportioned figures,maglietta del bayern monaco, but the real world is not composed of these perfect specimens. Some clothing, whether classically stylish or simply a passing fad, is just not designed with plus sized women in mind.
I'm a really outgoing person with a terrific personality,terza maglia liverpool 2013!! I love people!! I've been traveling the country and modeling professionally for the past 4 years and absolutely love it,nuova divisa real madrid 2015!! I've been featured in the Hooters Calendar for the past 5 years as well as the Cover Girl of the May/June issue of the Hooters Magazine. I worked with Brooke Burke on several print work for Hooters as well as a commercial for the 2006 Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant. I've been working really hard to further my carreer and see how far it can take me.moncler jakke,http://www.selandia-brass.dk/moncler-jakke.html
moncler jakker,http://www.selandia-brass.dk/moncler-jakker.html
moncler danmark,http://www.selandia-brass.dk/moncler-danmark.html
moncler jakke dame,http://www.selandia-brass.dk/moncler-jakke-dame.html
moncler k?benhavn,http://www.selandia-brass.dk/moncler-kobenhavn.html
moncler vest,http://www.selandia-brass.dk/moncler-vest.html
moncler dunjakke,http://www.selandia-brass.dk/moncler-dunjakke.html
moncler forhandler danmark,http://www.selandia-brass.dk/moncler-forhandler-danmark.html
moncler udsalg,http://www.selandia-brass.dk/moncler-udsalg.html
moncler dk,http://www.selandia-brass.dk/moncler-dk.html
moncler jakker danmark,http://www.selandia-brass.dk/moncler-jakker-danmark.html
moncler lans,http://www.selandia-brass.dk/moncler-lans.html
moncler frakker,http://www.selandia-brass.dk/moncler-frakker.html
outlet moncler milano,http://www.gruppoprima.com/outlet-moncler-milano.html
outlet moncler online,http://www.gruppoprima.com/outlet-moncler-online.html
moncler giubbotti,http://www.gruppoprima.com/moncler-giubbotti.html
sito moncler,http://www.gruppoprima.com/sito-moncler.html
giubbotto moncler uomo,http://www.gruppoprima.com/giubbotto-moncler-uomo.html
moncler on line,http://www.gruppoprima.com/moncler-on-line.html
moncler vendita online,http://www.gruppoprima.com/moncler-vendita-online.html
prezzi moncler,http://www.gruppoprima.com/prezzi-moncler.html
piumini moncler uomo,http://www.gruppoprima.com/piumini-moncler-uomo.html
moncler saldi,http://www.gruppoprima.com/moncler-saldi.html
giubbotto moncler,http://www.gruppoprima.com/giubbotto-moncler.html
moncler jacket,http://www.gruppoprima.com/moncler-jacket.html
moncler spaccio,http://www.gruppoprima.com/moncler-spaccio.html
giubbotti moncler prezzi,http://www.gruppoprima.com/giubbotti-moncler-prezzi.html
giacche moncler,http://www.gruppoprima.com/giacche-moncler.html
offerte moncler,http://www.gruppoprima.com/offerte-moncler.html

  
   nuova magl
  
   maglia juv
  
   maglie italia mondiale 2014 m