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标题: 爆笑masterchef 印度篇，你喜欢Curry吗？ [打印本页]

作者: GPS 时间: 4-10-2010 14:19
标题: 爆笑masterchef 印度篇，你喜欢Curry吗？

爆笑masterchef 印度篇，你喜欢Curry吗？

不知道有没有人喜欢Curry的味道?以下是鬼佬对Curry的看法，

认真学习一下鬼佬评价美食的词汇吧，你懂的，上餐馆用的到。

有鬼佬朋友的童鞋，不妨转发给他们吧，they love that.

Notes From an Inexperienced Curry Taster Named Frank who was visiting Phoenix, Durban.

Just remember that poor old Frank is just like you and me, a regular guy.. . . .

"Recently I was honoured to be selected as a judge at a curry cook-off. The original person called in sick at the last moment and I happened to be standing there at the judge's table asking directions to the beer wagon when the call came. I was assured by the other two judges (couple of local Indians) that the curry wouldn't be all that spicy, and besides, they told me I could have free beer during the tasting, so I. .accepted."

. .Here are the scorecards from the event:

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Curry # 1: Manoj's Maniac Mobster Monster Curry

JUDGE ONE: A little too heavy on tomato. Amusing kick.

JUDGE TWO: Nice, smooth tomato flavour. Very mild.

FRANK: Holy shit, what the hell is this stuff? You could remove dried paint from your driveway. Took me two beers to put the flames out. I hope that's the worst one. These charo's are crazy.. .

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Curry # 2: Applesamy's Afterburner Curry

JUDGE ONE: Smoky, with a hint of pork. Slight jalapeno tang.

JUDGE TWO: Exciting BBQ flavour, needs more peppers to be taken seriously.

FRANK: Keep this out of reach of children! I'm not sure what I am supposed to taste besides pain. I had to wave off two people who wanted to give me the Heimlich manoeuvre. They had to rush in more beer when they saw the look on my face.

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Curry # 3: Farouk's Famous Burn Down the Barn curry

Curry # 8: Hansraj's Mount Saint Curry

JUDGE ONE: A perfect ending, this is a nice blend curry, safe for all, not too bold but spicy enough to declare its existence.

JUDGE TWO: This final entry is a good, balanced curry, neither mild nor hot. Sorry to see that most of it was lost when Judge Number 3 passed out, fell over and pulled the curry pot down on top of himself. Not sure if he's going to make it. Poor Yank, wonder how he'd have reacted to a really hot curry?

FRANK: --------------(editor's note: Judge #3 was unable to report)

作者: sm2sm2 时间: 4-10-2010 16:47

I felt something scraping across my tongue, but was unable to taste it. Is it possible to burnout taste buds?
GPS 发表于 2010-10-4 14:19

哈哈。。。给你顶勒！

作者: GeeGifts 时间: 4-10-2010 17:12
顶一下看看

作者: jimmyw 时间: 4-10-2010 17:16
顶下看看。。。。。

作者: ziyu03 时间: 16-10-2010 10:36
顶下看看。。。。。

作者: 无事大王 时间: 16-10-2010 17:08
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作者: j'adore 时间: 16-10-2010 17:15
{:4_146:}{:4_146:}

作者: kid0922 时间: 16-10-2010 21:01
kankan~~~~~~~~`

作者: dog101 时间: 20-10-2010 19:13
哈哈，好玩儿，好玩儿。

喜欢那个”holy shit“

作者: rickytli 时间: 26-10-2010 17:34
支持，严重支持。（什么时候才能过新手考核期啊...）

作者: GPS 时间: 26-10-2010 20:00
回复 10# rickytli

多回帖，多灌水啦

作者: yun891125 时间: 15-11-2010 02:18
看看~~~~~~~~~~

作者: bookboy4 时间: 20-11-2010 20:07
拿分走人呦

作者: daichaoran 时间: 31-12-2010 17:06
路过看看.....

作者: ushmalan 时间: 1-1-2011 10:03
,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

作者: jiawy007 时间: 23-1-2011 21:38
哈哈，太搞笑了！！！！

作者: charming505 时间: 8-10-2011 19:10
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作者: henrietta 时间: 29-10-2011 22:31
印度的我还能接受，比泰国的好些，泰国的甜

作者: xjcxjc222 时间: 29-10-2011 22:34
顶了~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

作者: 天堂鸟 时间: 29-10-2011 23:56
多吃咖喱会有狐臭的！

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