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M: "Hi. Long time no see."
F: "Hi."
M: " Are you pregnant or are you just fat but look like you are pregnant? Cause if you are just fat, I don't have to give my seat to you."
F: "Haha, very funny. I haven't seen you for four years. But I see you are still such a jackass with no improvement at all."
M: "So who knocked you up?"
F: "Mind your own business!"
M: "Oh come on Penelope, I thought we end on good terms."
F: "For you it was good, with your 36DD dumb blond bimbo. Why isn't she with you here today?"
M: "I told you, I was sick and you were away. She was just a fling."
Short pause.
M: "Don't divert the conversation topic, we were talking about you! Who's the unlucky guy? Why isn't he with you?"
F: "*sob*..."
M: "Huh?"
F: "*sob*..."
M: "He ran for it after you told him didn't he? Well, looks like I'm not such a jackass after all. At least I didn't knock you up and do a runner."
The conversation attracted the attention of many curious passengers, many of whom were muttering among their neighbors while looking at the man, Jason, with contempt in their eyes. A young and lanky Caucasian male passenger in school uniform was sitting behind Penelope and listening to rap music with his headphone. He pressed the stop chime on the bus. The bus stopped soon after and the young male passenger got up slowly and dance-walked slowly to the exit while lip-singing, totally ignorant of the conversation and event which just took place. Although this is not her bus stop, Penolope got out of her seat and left the bus in a hurry, passed the young passenger to exit the bus first, with tears trickling down from her eyes. |
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